Interview 6125 – Caption Index: 573
I took my book, “Monkeys on the Interstate”, right?… Read More
I took my book, “Monkeys on the Interstate”, right?… Read More
I already did my book, screw it, you know?… Read More
I don’t care if I sell one copy of one million, ’cause the money I made off my book wouldn’t pay for probably the gasoline for one year. But anyway, so we just dropped it. Read More
We sold thousands of, but who cares?… Read More
I little trigger underneath the bat box. My buddy, Don, in the maintenance department designed this. ‘Cause I said, “You know, Dave, I never had,” I took this on the show. I said, “Dave, I never had bats on here. “Bats are important to nature. “Dave, without bats, world could… Read More
Opened the hole up, I pulled the trigger. The damn thing, with hair on this tennis ball, flew up and hit him right here on the side of the head. Oh buddy, it wasn’t even, to me, people with nuts. I mean, went crazy. But Dave didn’t like that at… Read More
They wanted me to go out and promote my book everywhere. I’d never get on. If I ever did, I said, “No, I’m not doing it.” “You already signed this contract. “You have to go on Letterman, Good Morning, America, “And two other shows. “You have to promote your book… Read More
This is terrible, we, of course they love watching ’cause they don’t know what I’m gonna do. You know, I don’t know I’m gonna do either. Like when I showed him a bat, one time. Read More
I created this myself, I took a tennis ball, put hair on it, okay?… Read More
I had a box, called a bat box, you know?… Read More
It’s almost like going into a game with him, you know?… Read More
You can’t match wits with a guy. He’s got the greatest wit of any comedian in the history of, Johnny Carson was good too, but Letterman is, he’s not Johnny Carson, none of us are. We’re all who we are, but he’s quick. Oh he can tear you apart in… Read More
How do you let him treat you that way?… Read More
And so they’re, they’re watching TV, what?… Read More
On Letterman, they’re watching me have fun, right?… Read More
So there’s a, there’s a whole different venue for me. It’s very difficult as I said before. Yes, the animal might take a pee. I don’t make the animal take a pee. I don’t make the animal do anything. I don’t become flamboyant. I try and become, when Dave, it’s… Read More
Why, quote, has Jack Hanna been successful and, or the Columbus zoo?… Read More
Because I try and teach animals and conservation in a plain way. I just said the average ability of a person in this country watching TV probably is a 10th to maybe 12th grade education. Read More
When I go on the show, do I turn into a different person?… Read More
You could say that, because do I know now about animals?… Read More