I tell people, my show does the best it can do, but I can’t touch what the zoological world, aquarium world does. I can’t do that. Could you feel the animal, you smell the animal. You can put a picture of a, of a tiger, a panda up there on… Read More
Jack Hanna’s a wildlife pig. My buddy walks by. He’s a lawyer. He just walked by ’cause, I didn’t even know he was coming to the speech. He, I went school with him at Muskingum years ago. He goes, “Why is that kid in that cage, “and why are you… Read More
All I know is what we do in the zoo world, and what I do with our shows, we bring the animal world to people because only one 10th of 100% of the people, you and I have been lucky to travel the world, and see some animals in the… Read More
So why are we all here?… Read More
And outside there they had, PETA had a little boy, about six years old, locked in a dog crate, right?… Read More
Steve Harvey, the comedian, big old guy, you know?… Read More
He looks at Bill Maher like this. And this is when all the heck broke loose at PETA. He looks at, he looks at Bill Maher. He goes, “Bill, you better stop. “This crocodile’s gonna eat your ass.” And all of a sudden, the crowd starts clapping for me. That’s… Read More
So we took care of that though, after about two months. One last thing, up in Detroit, for example, if I ever had animal rights folks try and interrupt somebody’s speech. Only twice in all my 30 years, I do over 80 to a hundred speeches a year around the… Read More
“What have you ever done for somebody?… Read More
“Have you ever helped a zoo or helped an animal, “or anything like that?… Read More
“Other than PETA?” Little do I found out, he was on the frigging board, involved with PETA, before I even go on the show. That’s how he roped me into this whole thing. I’m just telling you what happened to me. All of a sudden, I said, “How much do… Read More
“Knock on wood, I’ve never had one, “I could have an accident.” And then, and then he goes, “And you, what do you give to conservation, “You don’t give something to conservation.” I gotta get you a tape someday. Read More
I go, “I don’t, really? I’ll be darned.” I said, “What do you give to conservation?… Read More
“Why do you tranquilize them?” Real dead serious like. I thought I was hearing things. I go, “I’m sorry, Mr. Mahar,” I said, Mr.Maher. Read More
“I’m sorry, I don’t, I’m sorry, “What, what are you talking about?” You know, I was shocked, right?… Read More
He goes, “Don’t act like you don’t know. “You tranquilize those animals. “I know what you do.” At this point, my temperature, not temperature, who knows what you have your inside your body, went to, out of the top of my head. I said, “Wait, hold a minute, here. “Where… Read More
About 15 minutes later, it comes to me on Bill Maher, right?… Read More
This is an example of what not to do. Read More
Bill Maher looks at me with a serious look, he says, “Why do you tranquilize those animals “on David Letterman and Good Morning America, “and all those shows you do?… Read More
If it’s red, it’s white. You know, even though I’m a Christian, I’m a sinner like everybody, but I am a Christian. The point is I did his show, not knowing who he was. My wife said don’t do it. “Why?” “Jack, I’ve seen his show once.” “I’ve never seen… Read More