“Look at this, Dave, here’s some bookworms.” I threw my book on the thing, that the cover flew open, and the worms flew out on his desk, and the cover flew back like this, and it said “Monkeys on the Interstate.” Dave goes, “What in the heck is this?” “It’s bookworms, that’s my book, I wrote.” He held the thing up right to the camera goes, “This is unbelievable, you aint got the talent “to write nothing, much less a book.” I said, “It is my book. “You can read about me. Okay. “Here’s the papers I took out of it.” And threw them on the desk, people went nuts. So I got to promote my book. So, I could, you know, I’ve been offered money, good money to promote hats, gloves, shoes, watches, everything, not one thing. I’ve done three national ads.
